J.C. Watts, my idol

Gee folks, how's everyone doing, I just wanted to take time out, and let you know who my favorite political figure is. Brilliant, down to earth, the man who lets us know,"the GOP would never elect a known adulterer". I know, I know, ya'll thought that I was a liberal, maybe even a socialist (maybe even worse), but that JC Watts, when he starts talking about those down home African-American values of marriage between men and women (as opposed to the special rights given to those HOMOsexuals), free trade with apartheid era South Africa and love of the hard work that defined life back in the 1950s South, why I just throw my copy of the Grundrisse in the fireplace and go out and pray for the return of JC (and no, I don't mean Jesus Christ, I mean his brother, John Calhoun).